For dating my duaghter

Interestingly enough, I came across a photo of a proud feminist father’s “rules for dating my daughter” that makes me think into the future. Her body, her rules Feminist Father” His daughter, 20-year-old Kristine, bought him the T-shirt for Father’s Day, and posted the picture on her blog.

But every now and then, someone reminds us about having to ward off the boys.

Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

Actually, before you answer that you need to read over my ten simple rules to date her, sign your life away (just technicalities), as well as give some samples of your DNA for future use, if necessary.

Now that we got the small stuff out of the way, read the following rules below and if you agree and sign you may qualify to date my beautiful, wonderful, innocent and precious daughter.

The same goes for your wandering eyes, if they go anywhere below eye level I will ask you to leave the premises as soon as possible, if you do not comply I will take action that I feel is necessary (i.e. Rule #3 I am aware that the so-called latest fashion trends mean that you wear your jeans several sizes too big so that your underwear shows or that you wear jeans known as "girl pants" for boys that are so tight they contour every area of your lower extremities and also expose your underwear.

Please don't be embarrassed but you look ridiculous and so do your friends.

This shirt has also gain a lot of negative comments on Facebook: “There are two people in a relationship.One person should NOT make all the rules.” “Depending on the daughters age, this guy is a terrible father.” “What a clever excuse not to parent.You’re “respecting” her, instead of teaching her and giving her boundaries.” But one dad says, “My 16 year old’s new boyfriend the other day asked my permission to date my daughter, and I told him basically the same thing.I realize that you are just following the latest trends because you aren’t original in your choices so let’s come to a negotiation: You may come to the door with your under clothes showing and your pants too big or too small, and I will not comment.However, to make certain that your clothes do not accidentally slide off or spontaneously explode off your body due to being too tight, I will take my staple gun and fasten your jeans snugly in place to your waist.Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.

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